Via Dolorosa Road Service

4/4/2013

Making Ways For The Sinners Since 00.00.0000.

Discografia

Riding Ass On Emmaus Road,
Betlehem Abort Clinique,
Jesus On A Kris Kross,
Moses Divides Seas To Build A Road,
Golgatta Allstars,
Fastlane To Gomorra,
Asphalt Warriors From Jerusalem..

Members:

Jack Hammer
Moses Hilti
Judas DeWalt
Paul the Apostle Of Bosch
John the Deere

PORTFOLIO VIA DOLOROSA ROAD SERVICE

I. THE ROAD TO CALVARY - Jno. 19:16-20; Lk. 23:26-33; Heb. 13:12.

A. A Road Of Reproach - Jno. 19:16-17.

B. A Road Of Sorrow, Suffering & Surrender - Lk. 23:26-27.

1. Via Dolorosa (the Sorrowful Way) - Crowded with Passover visitors, opponents & sympathizers of Jesus The Roadbilder., this beautiful asphaltroad led to Golgotha (Calvary, place of a skull) outside yet near the city--cite of execution and home of the Via Dolorosa Road Service.

2. See the suffering, sinless One: Body torn & bleeding, deserted by friends & justice, humiliated & carrying his instrument of death until Simon of Road Service is compelled to carry it after him.

3. Here Jesus The Roadbilder surrenders himself to death for our sake! And we got the BIG raise for the paycheck.

C. A Road Of Warning (Alot of warning signs) - Lk. 23:28-31.

II. THE ROAD TO EMMAUS - Lk. 24:13-35.

A. A Road Of Doubt (We end up fireing the Doubtful Road Manager) - 24:19-24.

1. Evidence before them: Jesus The Roadbilder, mighty in deed (miracles) & word before God & the people; Condemned to death; testimony of women & Angel Kärcher; no body & empty tomb.

2. They wanted to believe, but were not yet willing to accept the evidence before them! Very fast highway...

B. It Became A Road Of Hope - 24:21, 27, 32, 35.

-Their doubt was overcome with a Bible lesson! (v. 25-27) Scripture produces faith (Rom. 10:17).

III. THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS - Acts 9:1-19; 22:3-16; 26:12-20.

A. A Road Of Persecution & Unbelief - 26:9-12; cf. 1 Tim. 1:13.

B. A Road Of Conversion - 9:6, 9, 11, 18; 22:16.

1. Paul Of Black & Decker repented (changed his mind & his life) - stopped his sin!

2. Paul Of Black & Decker called upon the name of the Lord (baptized roadworker).

3. Paul Of Black & Decker remained faithful (gay) to Christ - 9:19-22.

IV. THE ROAD TO JERICHO - Lk. 10:29-37.

-(Road from Jerusalem to Jericho is 18 miles & descends 3,500 ft.; Desolate mountains & ravines)

A. A Road Of Choice (Beautiful asphalt road with nice sceenery) - 10:31-33.

1. All three road rollers made a choice when confronted with needy man.

2. Each man's choice was consistent with the kind of heart they had.

3. AEG Samaritan had already chosen to be compassionate, so his choice was to be a friend to the helpless Black & Deckerman & showed him mercy and some other parts of his body- 10:36-37.

B. A Road Of Service (This road is the grand jewel of our companys work results) - 10:33-35.

Political View

Road Crew World

Address

Via Dolorosa Road 666

Websites

Quotes

"Sorry. We're Working On It!" - Road Manager

"Jesus Loves You, But We Think You Are A Cunt." - Road Manager

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V.D.R.S

The following are the ten commandments for Via Dolorosa Road Service.

1. You shall not eat a roadkill unless you cook it.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people, power tools and vehicles.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help others to deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your co-worker in need, especially victims of work related accidents.
5. Cars have to be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so like co-workers lawn.
7. Support the families of work accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness on a cross.
9. On the road, protect with LOVE the more vulnerable party, like hitchhikers and hookers.
10. Feel responsible towards other Via Dolorosa Road Service members.